Rabu, 6 Ogos 2008

That joke is soooo old!! But it's new to me...

# humor post for restroom - benjo - banio - tandas - bilik air - comfort room - WC #

The world's oldest joke, 3900 years ago, is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap." [silently I'm sure kut .. eewww .. honey.. busuk! lulz..]

A 3600 yr old gag about a pharaoh, said to be King Snefru of Egyptian pyramid fame, comes second -- "How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish." [wei, jom sapo nak gi mancing! haha]

The oldest British joke dates back to the 10th Century and reveals the bawdy face of the limeys -- "What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? Answer: A key." [kalo ta paham, ta pe, lagi inosent, lagi baek]

The oldest American joke is XXXsensorXXX ta bleh wat kat DCB sori, noti lahhh ;)

Jokes don't change much, just the way they're pronounced.

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World's oldest head covering (tudung knit net fabric): 25,000 years old female figurine, the Willendorf Venus
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080807/ap_on_sc/sci_austria_voluptuous_venus_1

Quote of the Day - Marie Curie - "Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas."

4 ulasan:

Betül berkata...

(I am glad I clicked the right link for posting comment - in my first try!)

What is funny here I think, that the jokes always go back to inter-sexual level. Couple jokes, marriage humor etc, seems like they will never expire.

"the Dude" berkata...

betul. ;)

Betül berkata...

I knew my name meant "innocence" in arabic and some flower in hindu. now this is new to me, loved it! :)

"the Dude" berkata...

hehe, that's cool!